LOL moment: DS edition

I go on facebook, and this is what I see on my minifeed of status updates...

last sentence of his last DS philosophy paper: In the end, Kant failed.

is done with Kant. And DS philosophy papers FOREVER!

I don't understand

...which was met with, "you kant comprehend kant?"

is watching some guy on youtube talk about Kant and is trying to figure out how the fuck to write this paper.

...which was met with, "same, except replace 'youtube talk about kant' with america's next top model"

ich komm zurueck und der fuchs ist weg=)

...i actually don't know what this means, but i hope this is some german diss on kant

thinks the DS Philosophy professors are cruel and sadistic.

asks why kant why

...which was met with "Because Stephen, idealism assumed that the only immediate experience is inner experience, and that from that outer things could only be inferred, but, as in any case in which one infers from given effects to determinate causes, only unreliably, since the cause of the representations that we perhaps falsely ascribe to outer things can also lie to us!
Duh."

Kuck Fant.

wishes people would be nicer to Kant... he can't defend himself because he's dead. That said, he is a bit maddening.

...which was followed by "Claire, according to a facebook quiz I took, Kant is the philosopher that best fits my views!!!" which reminds me i might have to blog about what is wrong with facebook these days.

anyway, i personally think that even the fact that he is dead does not negate the fact that he is still torturing DSers from beyond the realm of the living.

::: Death by Kant.

Thats a this and thats a this and the consciousness tries to stabilize this

...this is verbatim from lecture this week, about Hegel, actually. to which i say, "this" sucks.

thinks that kant should take his categorical imperative and shove it up his you know what.

...this was met with "see my status," which I can't because we're not facebook friends. but i think we can safely assume it was another derogatory facebook status about kant.
...also met with, "this proposition is not universally supportable because if this were a universal maxim, we would all have huge CIs up our you know whats. we probably won't be able to sit down ever again.

-thanks to me and eliot"

anyway, after seeing all of this madness, i decided to change my status...

Wendy

is jumping on the kant-hate-train. choo-choo!