Thursday, April 9, 2009

List of things missing in my life

I just realized that my blog is pretty much just relevant to me. What I laugh about, what I plan on doing in the next couple of weeks, what I do to waste my time. I'm pretty sure this type of self-reflection is bad blogging etiquette. Like, gurrrl, you should probably keep your thoughts in your journals.

Except I was thinking about my missing shoe, and I knew I really needed to write this unapologetically solipsistic post, if only to rant about the fact that I really miss my missing shoes. Hopefully, you can relate. If not, I will make my next posts more relevant to the general public. Promise.

1. My missing shoes. In my room, I have three "half-pairs" of shoes. I have a sneaker, a flat, and a flip flop. Clearly the missing shoes are in my room somewhere, but I've lost any hope of finding them until the end of the year. I almost never think about this except in the morning when I am looking for shoes. Then, I'm just like, darn. I wish my shoes were attached to each other right now. Kind of like how my feet are attached to my legs are attached to my torso. I mean, you can't lose a foot, but you can definitely lose a shoe. And then what are you supposed to do, right?

2. Parsa Wendywang Bastani. WTF PARSA! YYYYYYYYYYY!

3. Breakfast. I have breakfast approx 2 times a week, which means that 5 days a week I'm missing the most important meal of the day. Too bad cause I really like scrambled eggs.

4. My "marry by the time you're forty and single" guy.

5. Hegel. Never bought the book cause the book store is so far away!

Otherwise, my life is pretty complete and sweet. Will blog more later, unless Tim is right and I drop this in 10 days.

(PS I wonder if Parsa will ever read this...probably not. He made fun of me the last time I started a blog)

1 comment:

  1. moochy wendy! you have such a good bloggy voice!

    and you blog too much.

    i think you should take a break before you burn out in LESS than ten days =]

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